Please tell me your favorite terrible groaner of a joke

Q. Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe on the beach? 

@checkervest

A. Because cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

Q. Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe on the beach? 

@xenophora @checkervest ...What..what have you started

Q. Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe on the beach? 

@sullybiker @checkervest

Yeah yeah it's *my* fault! 🙄

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Confession 

@xenophora @checkervest I am so sorry

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Confession 

@sullybiker @checkervest

I make enough money to overtip a Doordash person at least 4 times a year, though.

Confession 

@xenophora @checkervest Have you sued any of them to get it back?

Confession 

@sullybiker @checkervest

Thought about it but it would take valuable time away from making the cat wear sports-related outfits for Instagram.

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