Reworking a classic of mine for twitter:
>uses proprietary social media application that has proved time and time again that the developers and management are both incompetent and malicious
>forms a third-party developer ecosystem around said proprietary application
>corporation screws everyone over
>shockedpikachu.jpg

Really, I have no sympathy for 3rd-party twitter developers. If you choose to base your entire community around the whims of a (shittily managed) corporation then it's only your own fault when that corporation ignores everything you want and does what it feels like.