Crowdstrike have this scoreboard on their dash and it really games your desire to bring it down. If they added achievements I'd be fucked.
"EXCUSE ME MADAM PROFESSOR I KNOW YOU'RE ON. A DEADLINE BUT YOUR SERVER UPTIME IS CAUSING ME TO NOT GET MY #NUMBERS"
There used to be this really silly pride in high uptime metrics on servers. Those days are so fucking gone.
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There used to be this really silly pride in high uptime metrics on servers. Those days are so fucking gone.