Oh, arse. I forgot to put bacon on my shopping list, so now my Saturday BCLT is in peril :(

Hopefully the weekend manager at the cafe will be bountiful towards me….

@HebrideanHecate He would definitely feel deprived!

But he’ll be happy if I can score some from the cafe, it’s much fattier than in normally would buy! Proper builders’ bacon.

@Flick Himself was eating a bacon roll the other morning when Tommy strolled up to him and pulled a piece out it. Made me think of the time my Granny bent down to take a pan out the cupboard and in her other hand she had a pork chop, Anarchist dog grabbed it and ran off, grandfather’s all well, it looked like you were holding it out to him, what did you expect 😆

@HebrideanHecate I used to know a horse, you had to be very careful passing her stable. She’d have anything out of your hand, saw her eat a pork pie once!

@sullybiker @Flick Dog’s there thinking first she sticks me in this ridiculous contraption and then she deprives me of bacon, all on top of having gone out and left me…TWICE!

@sullybiker @Flick One of my late ex ma in law’s cats had kittens on my bike leathers, back in my 20s, there’s no accounting for animals!

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