Your brain, as you embarrassingly fail to chase down a bag snatcher.

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Google's increasing insistence on making YouTube shit on browsers other than Chrome is so fucking childish and desperate.

The history of trains going into tunnels being shorthand for bonking seems like something there should be a 3+ hour video essay about somewhere.

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Fair play to Evil for breaking out this visual metaphor in tyool 2019. Like seeing an old friend.

Finally! An end to being stuck with a bulky, disruptive CIWS on the bedside table bzigo.com/

Which is a bit more sophisticated than my current method of 'you're driving a SUV, so fuck you.'

If you're thinking of making one of these, please mount it on the *front* of your car, so I can scrutinise it when deciding whether to let you out at junctions. tomshardware.com/raspberry-pi/

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*advertiser spends billions a year and spies on me through 30 different apps*

"d-do you want to buy... *looks at my receipt for a GPU purchased yesterday* do you want to buy a GPU?"

@sullybiker that's the thing. I'd happily pay the creators, but I won't pay fucking Alphabet and I won't watch ads. (I also won't migrate to any of the worthy alternatives the creators keep nagging about though, it seems, so I guess I'm still part of the problem.)

@sullybiker Ad blocker for YouTube and Sponsor Block for YouTube extensions on desktop, sideload Newpipe on mobile, never see an ad, sponsored insert, or pop up on there again :-)

Hi, Gmail here. Oh, you want to insert your signature? Sure, I'll go right ahead and stick it at the end of the email you're replying to, instead of where your cursor is, because that's normal and well thought out. PS: I'm a totally appropriate email solution for business use and definitely didn't just hornswoggle a load of moronic managers into believing Google was a cooler brand than Microsoft ten years ago.

Twilight of the Warriors certainly features the most unexpected use of 'Walking In The Air' I've ever encountered

Dragging and dropping files is perverted behaviour for subnormal deviants. Give me a browse button and some hotkeys or give me death.

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