we cannot undo what has been done. these have always been the lyrics to I Get Around, now. youtube.com/watch?v=Z5EGZ145K_

Pipski boosted

god, Highway Patrol was so bad I'd repressed the memory of it until now youtube.com/watch?v=sDFj9WRCSQ

Jamie and Natasia doing promotion for Stath on a London Greek YT channel. It's lovely. youtube.com/watch?v=SnoMH0QLTI

...or a Speed 12... fuck, if I win the lottery, this is going to require some thought...

the question isn't "if I won the lottery, would i buy an xj220" it's "if I won the lottery, how quickly could I buy an xj220?"

passed a Range Rover with the vanity plate SLO4NE this morning, and tbh, if you're going to lean into it that hard, I almost respect it.

@sullybiker here at Schipol we like to make things a liddle kerrazy, you know? Relax little buddy, why not put on some blackface while I schmoke this reefer?

@sullybiker happens a lot. your luggage is living under a bridge by the canal now, and somehow owns a dog on a length of rope.

@MLE_online Tactically make friends with someone who keeps chickens. They will foist eggs on you until you can't possibly eat them fast enough (and they'll be really tasty ones, too.) :-)

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