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Very much to my surprise, I had one of the best sausage rolls of my life today, from a Shell petrol station in Durham. It was genuinely delicious. I'm so confused.

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Hey #amiga fans of Mastodon! I have a rare prerelease AmigaOS 4 CD looking for a home. I'd prefer to sell it to someone who'd appreciate it rather than just dump it on eBay; if you're interested, shoot me a line.

I seem to be the only person who thinks the 1.0 release of Ready Or Not isn't very good - but it isn't. The performance is weirdly dire and the new front-end stuff is severely bloated and basically just annoying. Very disappointing.

£35 ANPR fine because my fucking satnav directed me into a bus lane, fuck you Leeds City Council, drop dead.

If your shitty fucking website sends me an email every time I log in, I despise you.

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You can tell a lot about a site's UI by how many profanities are in my password.

The validation that warned you if you were about to add a track that's already on a Spotify playlist appears to no longer function. I guess one of those 1,500 jobs they just axed involved keeping that working.

tracking cookies, I mean - not biscuits. I trust biscuits. biscuits have never lied to me.

thinking, as I often do, it's a shame that cookies aren't trustworthy, they'd be so useful and save so much hassle if they were.

sudden, inexplicable, and very frustrating craving for rice krispies? wheeeeeere did this come from, brain? you idiot.

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Fox News did to our parents what our parents were afraid video games would do to us. -- Stephen King

What do you suppose the rationale is for Excel's clipboard wiping itself the moment you enter any data that isn't from the clipboard? Is it just to be as annoying as possible? Is Microsoft in league with the manufacturers of my b.p. meds?

Man, remember when every pissant website you try to log into didn't insist on emailing you to prove your identity? Just an absolute ballache. Fuck you, Ebay, it's a nice chair but I don't want it that badly; get back under your rock.

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