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I do not want to subscribe to a word processor for £x/month, I just want to buy it and own it, and don't see why that suddenly stopped being a viable business model. I'd also quite like it to not suck, if that's remotely possible now.

Very much to my surprise, I had one of the best sausage rolls of my life today, from a Shell petrol station in Durham. It was genuinely delicious. I'm so confused.

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Hey #amiga fans of Mastodon! I have a rare prerelease AmigaOS 4 CD looking for a home. I'd prefer to sell it to someone who'd appreciate it rather than just dump it on eBay; if you're interested, shoot me a line.

I seem to be the only person who thinks the 1.0 release of Ready Or Not isn't very good - but it isn't. The performance is weirdly dire and the new front-end stuff is severely bloated and basically just annoying. Very disappointing.

£35 ANPR fine because my fucking satnav directed me into a bus lane, fuck you Leeds City Council, drop dead.

If your shitty fucking website sends me an email every time I log in, I despise you.

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You can tell a lot about a site's UI by how many profanities are in my password.

The validation that warned you if you were about to add a track that's already on a Spotify playlist appears to no longer function. I guess one of those 1,500 jobs they just axed involved keeping that working.

tracking cookies, I mean - not biscuits. I trust biscuits. biscuits have never lied to me.

thinking, as I often do, it's a shame that cookies aren't trustworthy, they'd be so useful and save so much hassle if they were.

sudden, inexplicable, and very frustrating craving for rice krispies? wheeeeeere did this come from, brain? you idiot.

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