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I'm so good at throwing away irreplaceable pieces of cutlery inside takeaway cartons, I don't even need to think about it. I make it look effortless. It's my forte -- potentially, it's my raison d'etre, we just don't know yet.

car parks that require you to pay using an app are not a thing we should tolerate. they're a thing that should, in fact, get to fuck.

Oof I may have overdone the VR rally driving this evening.

i think he's playing a Hong Kong coastguard but it's a little unclear

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watching a Jackie Chan film in which he has the line "I only recognise one Boss, and that's the Queen "

Okay, GT7 on the PSVR2 is a fucking trip. Absolutely rocks.

sooo, what's the new SMS hotness now that Signal won't support it anymore?

So far today, I have lost two hats while out and about and discovered four pairs of brand new socks I have no memory of acquiring. The clothing tally is all over the place.

Took one look at the results of my cooking tonight and thought 'yeah...gonna need to be drunker to eat this.'

dear Microsoft, it doesn't matter how often you put an Edge icon on my desktop, I'm going to keep deleting it.

think i would give my eye teeth for one of those 27" 2d->3d monitors once available. can't even find one of their tablets in stock anywhere though. leiainc.com/

Judgment is good and I'm enjoying it so far, but holy crap it has the worst mini map I've ever encountered.

Why actually do so many Chinese films feature a character called Fatso?

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