As incomprehensible as laundry care symbols can be, they do exist so manufacturers don't have to try to put a novella of tags inside something like a pair of gloves. If you're going to do this, at least include instructions for challenging someone to a duel that includes the proper way to deliver an insulting slap.
@erinbee I always wonder "What is it that only those people know?"
@sullybiker And the warning that components are known by the State of California to cause cancer