Right, in what can only be described as masochism, I’ve added a step-by-step guide to installing Kitten under Windows¹ (on Linux and macOS, installation is seamless and takes seconds):
https://codeberg.org/kitten/app#install-kitten-on-windows-under-wsl-2
¹ As my reward, fucking #Microsoft threw every dark pattern in the book at me to try and sign me up for a Microsoft account. Also, the screenshots have minor artifacts because their screenshot tool is crap.
Anyway, it’s done.
What a horrible OS made by horrible people.
