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The endless updates to our ticketing system just piss me off. Most of it isn't necessary, wastes time trying to figure out new screen flows but worst of all adds absolutely nothing.
Now my team's work is behind two dashboards with some graphs I neither need nor asked for
@sullybiker I have never seen a single dashboard that was actually useful for anything
@h_thoreson Management likes them because it distracts them from eating crayons for a moment idk
@sullybiker new kpi: cpm (crayons per minute)
@h_thoreson Finally a metric I can get behind.
The modern obsession with dashboards can happily fuck off