If you want to lose weight just get colon cancer and c diff and develop IBS I've lost over 200lbs this way

@vriska >I need to lose weight
>Follows Vriska's advice and eats ton of bacon to get colon cancer
>Gain 200 pounds
>Finally get colon cancer
>Lose 200 pounds, finally beat the cancer after a year
>Mfw I'm the same weight I started at but my colon is bleeding

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@hidden @vriska I've read Vriska's newsletter 'Colonology: From my arse to your eyes' it's pretty rad

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