My day started very badly, with an argument with a road flagger who told me I had a 'bad attitude'. I arrived at the lane he was controlling; he had his back to me (big no-no) flag down, and a phone to his ear. I waited for about 30 seconds, then grew irritable as nothing was happening (the road was clear). I put my window down and yelled 'Good morning!' He turned around and pointed at the road.
I asked him what on earth that meant, and asked if I can go. He pointed at the road again. I said you have two possible signals and that isn't one of them, now am I staying or going? That was when he told me I had an attitude. I told him I just want to get to work so I can stand around doing fuck all as well.
The joke did not land and he waved me through, still not the correct signal but by that point I did not care.
