Exactly how many murders have occurred in Midsomer?
Why does anyone live there?
And why would you ever hold a public gathering, when recent history guarantees a murder by obscure method and flimsy motive? 🤔
@elizabethtasker I wonder this about Death In Paradise's St Marie. I'm surprised there's anyone left.
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