@sullybiker happens a lot. your luggage is living under a bridge by the canal now, and somehow owns a dog on a length of rope.

@Pipski It apparently went to Las Palmas. When I was in Amsterdam, take a guess where the next gate's destination was? Some Dutch knobber put it on the wrong fucking plane.

@sullybiker here at Schipol we like to make things a liddle kerrazy, you know? Relax little buddy, why not put on some blackface while I schmoke this reefer?