Modern software is a trip.
"I'd like to take some notes...lets see how Evernote is doing.:
Monday "UPGRADE NOW TO USE THIS DEVICE 50% OFF EXPIRES *TOMORROW*!!"
Sigh.
Tuesday: "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT IT'S STILL 50% OFF BUT THIS TIME WE'RE ABUSING YOUR PHONE'S NOTIFICATION API TO ANNOY YOU ABOUT IT"