The endless updates to our ticketing system just piss me off. Most of it isn't necessary, wastes time trying to figure out new screen flows but worst of all adds absolutely nothing.
The modern obsession with dashboards can happily fuck off
@sullybiker I have never seen a single dashboard that was actually useful for anything
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@h_thoreson Management likes them because it distracts them from eating crayons for a moment idk
@h_thoreson Finally a metric I can get behind.
@sullybiker new kpi: cpm (crayons per minute)