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lol. I would shoot my computer in the head if it tried installing this shit. t.co/NuPhHjTEu4

swear, my air fryer is baffling. it lets out cryptic beeps sometimes, for no evident reason. the other week, I walked into the kitchen when I wasn't even using it and it's display just said 'FLIP'. is it ... trying to say my name?

Pipski boosted

I need to stop believing I can change the outcome of football matches with the right choice of Nanoleaf light scheme.

indignation mixed with horror, it's a powerful combo.

being informed by a TV ad that every Sky remote is listening out for verbal instructions to "buy AppleTV" has destroyed my mind.

are we ready for geriatric cyberpunk? when does its time come?

@sullybiker with rgb lights and graphic equaliser shit on them.

hearing aid manufacturers are missing a trick by producing only skin-coloured, discreet models. they should lean into the whole 'cyborg' thing more.

a very, very young, pre-voice coaching Matt Berry touring a CeX retro-gaming shop youtube.com/watch?v=A-BPDdbih0

we cannot undo what has been done. these have always been the lyrics to I Get Around, now. youtube.com/watch?v=Z5EGZ145K_

god, Highway Patrol was so bad I'd repressed the memory of it until now youtube.com/watch?v=sDFj9WRCSQ

Jamie and Natasia doing promotion for Stath on a London Greek YT channel. It's lovely. youtube.com/watch?v=SnoMH0QLTI

...or a Speed 12... fuck, if I win the lottery, this is going to require some thought...

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