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wrapping presents is such a gd chore. why can't I just blindfold the recipients instead?

maybe it's intentional, like an economic equivalent of the Overlook's impossible geometry, to distract the viewer from how shitty the rest of the plot and setting are.

and yet a hit on the most dangerous dude in the world, who eats entire battalions of professional hitmen for breakfast, only runs $7m.

i struggle with the economics of the John Wick universe, per which a gold coin can either pay for an indefinite stay in a hotel or two drinks in its bar.

I'm afraid it's the dudes, your Excellency - they're "rocking."
youtu.be/zEVPgnLbguI

(one where he was breathing fire and one of him shooting down helicopters with his laser eyes)

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Just remembered, apropos of nothing that as a very small child inspired by the Godzilla cartoon series, I drew two pictures of Godzilla and insisted on posting them to the BBC. I drew the Tyne Tees logo in the corner of each one though, and now I can't remember whether that show was on the BBC or ITV. If the latter it must have seemed extra bizarre to whoever opened that envelope.

gd it, Teenage Engineering stopped selling the PO-80. anyone got one they don't want?

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In the year of our Lord 2022 my ten year old WiFi light bulbs declared I need to register them online if I want to keep using them.

Finally picked up Terra Invicta. It's Xcom crossed with Millennium Dawn crossed with KSP. God help me, I just played it for 8 straight hours.

idk why the closed captioning keeps so confidently asserting '[Music] foreign' though.

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Gotta admit, I am enjoying Ace Combat 7's Saturday morning cartoon kinda feel.

Need one of these for high speed low drag tactical commuting to work youtu.be/WNDBrSxg3tE

@sullybiker idk if you've encountered this guy's blog before but imo it is def your cup of tea hisutton.com/

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