Pipski @Pipski@sully.site

was getting annoyed with my shoe squeaking, so ordered a fancy new pair only for them to squeak twice as much and twice as loud. fml.

So, in John Wick, the High Table is effectively a violent hotel franchise, have I got that right? Like Travelodge, but posh and infested with hitmen?

Boltgun is good! It's refreshing to buy a game, for a reasonable price, on launch day, without any Early Access bollocks, and have it both work fine and be great. Turns out, it can be done! :-O

FBI guy: "Mr Musk, you're coming with us."
Musk: "Ha! My Praetorian Guard of Neurolink-enhanced commandoes will cover my escape!"
*pelts feds with dead monkeys*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUB-3lud60

Given how central it is to their whole deal, it's galling that Plex's media player remains so resolutely shitty

(the 1st time you use it, it might seem a bit slow, but that's cos it's indexing everything on there. It's nice and zippy once that's done.)

If you ever need to d/l something that's only available on iPlayer, this utility is what you need, it's absolutely fantastic. https://github.com/get-iplayer/get_iplayer

Fair to say The Pope's Exorcist is a film that knows what it is and what it has to do. This is the money shot though.

How did I never clock this?

I get unnecessarily annoyed when characters on TV send text messages without actually pressing send. You see them type it in close up, then get the whoosh noise while they just put their phone away.

Kid's body: Oh wow, a new hair! Hair goes on top of the head! 😀

Teen's body: I rule at this! YOU get some hair, and YOU get some hair, and YOU get some hair! 😎

40yo's body: What? Oh. Uhhh... back of the earlobe? Fuck it, close enough... 😞

https://youtu.be/_DS3wmldJYw

"That noise is what we called an 'alarm clock.' Back in the old days, it would make that noise every morning and force you to wake up, whether you were ready to or not."
"Eww! But, grandad, didn't that mean you were super tired?"
"Oh yes. That's why we used to immediately drink a big hot cup of drugs."

update: they managed it, I changed my password, and the hunt resumes

went to a very cool distillery and now I kinda want one of my own. (also, you could write a sick murder mystery set in a distillery.)

for the past few months, someone in Buffalo has been feverishly trying to log in to my Discord account -- for what purpose, I cannot possibly imagine. I can't think of anything more valueless to hack.

Why are Microsoft so addicted to dicking about with the Snipping Tool? It worked, it worked fine; it didn't need renaming, or moving, it certainly didn't need to be made hotkey only. Just leave it the hell alone for 5 minutes, why can't you?