Oh and "Make sure the configuration is in some stupid fucking markup language for no obvious benefit, and it must interact with DBUS in some really weird way"
@ParadeGrotesque We put linux in some cars so if you like text logs you can go and fuck yourself
@ParadeGrotesque "The Fedora devs don't look at logs so we thought nobody else should, either."
You mean, you look at logs to analyze a problem? How quaint!
Just use systemd-issuesd like normal people do, you weirdo!
Does not work on your system? Go back to BSD or Slackware or get on with the program!
@ParadeGrotesque Everybody uses a web server and QR code to look at logs nowadays!
Web server and QR codes? Nah, just use systemd-curl [please note: not real curl, the systemd replacement, of course] to query the error message from the system API!
Make sure systemd-webinfod is activated and systemd-firewalld is deactivated first. Of course.
Also: pleae note that, once systemd-apireportd is activated YOU CANNOT EVER REMOVE IT. 🤓
@ParadeGrotesque Hahah, indeed. What a mess.
@sullybiker
And don't forget: the logs must not be human-readable anymore, because why look at logs? Why, indeed?