My wife said I should start writing some things down about how I came to end up in the states, so I want back to what feels like the beginning to me. #writing
https://media.sully.site/odyssey-pt-1/
"They said yes of course, because employment agencies are universally incompetent and habitual liars, and promised me a job at the BT office in Southampton."
Having done an 18 Month stint myself in recruitment, I can confirm it really is a "Bums on seats" mindset with a sprinkling of stockpiling names (CV's) for future emergencies.
@dick_turpin I was told In clear terms that it was a sales job, and all that mattered was bringing customers in. The contract employees were basically fodder.
@dick_turpin I worked at an industrial recruiter during the surge of EU immigrants from the Eastern European states. It was a meat grinder and I hated my boss.
@dick_turpin You're giving me flashbacks!
@sullybiker I have so many stories from those days.
An older guy begged me for a job. "I'll do anything, ANYTHING! Whatever hours you like, weekends, I won't let you down." the first couple of weeks, he was good as gold; the third week, no show Monday. No show Tuesday. No show Wednesday, no phone calls, nothing. On Friday, I rang his wife:
𝗠𝗲: "Where's Dave? I'm really unhappy with him; he begged me for work and made all these promises...."
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "He passed away.."
@dick_turpin Oh mate. I fired the wrong polish person once
@dick_turpin "I think you meant Tomasz. I am Thomas"
@sullybiker I interviewed a complete lunatic he was so bad there was no way I'd use him; however, his card was put in the 'when we're desperate' box. Comes the time we had an emergency, and my Area manager came to help, and when I got back to my office, the AM had called him in. 😱
I take the lunatic up the factory, but he has to remove his ear stud; of course, he can't, can he? So he does no more, rips it out his ear, blood spurting everywhere! 🤢
I've got another story about him
Story #2
I get a phone call from the packing department. "Can you come up here quickly! We have an issue with one of your staff."
I go up, and there is ear stud man going round, and round, and round, and round a pallet of boxes with a roll of shrink wrap.
𝗠𝗲: "What on earth are you doing?"
𝗘𝗮𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗻: "I can't find the end?"
He's used the entire roll! 🤦♂️
@dick_turpin This is hilarious. People can be so funny. We can laugh about it now, of course...
@sullybiker Yeah. I've got loads more, but I suspect it's boring now.
I'll leave you with the bloke who took his dog for a walk, got pulled over by the dog, dragged for two miles apparently and broke his glasses, and so will not be able to come into work.
I know all the excuses. #LeSigh
@dick_turpin one lad told me he decided to spend the day in bed with his lady rather than come to work.
@sullybiker You know, I can probably respect that. 🤣
@sullybiker When I went through the training, it was all "Match the client to the role, make sure they have the specific skills required." Yadder, yadder, yadder. Then when I took over my first contract, it was to supply temp staff to a factory. I used to hire large rooms on a Friday and gather 30 poor sods, and enrol them en mass. Monday morning, they'd be at the bottling plant.
Rover car factory was the best; stick anyone in: "Hello, commission! Kerching 🤣
I'm a terrible hooman. 🤣