My wife said I should start writing some things down about how I came to end up in the states, so I want back to what feels like the beginning to me. #writing
https://media.sully.site/odyssey-pt-1/
"They said yes of course, because employment agencies are universally incompetent and habitual liars, and promised me a job at the BT office in Southampton."
Having done an 18 Month stint myself in recruitment, I can confirm it really is a "Bums on seats" mindset with a sprinkling of stockpiling names (CV's) for future emergencies.
@dick_turpin I was told In clear terms that it was a sales job, and all that mattered was bringing customers in. The contract employees were basically fodder.
@dick_turpin I worked at an industrial recruiter during the surge of EU immigrants from the Eastern European states. It was a meat grinder and I hated my boss.
@sullybiker When I went through the training, it was all "Match the client to the role, make sure they have the specific skills required." Yadder, yadder, yadder. Then when I took over my first contract, it was to supply temp staff to a factory. I used to hire large rooms on a Friday and gather 30 poor sods, and enrol them en mass. Monday morning, they'd be at the bottling plant.
Rover car factory was the best; stick anyone in: "Hello, commission! Kerching ๐คฃ
I'm a terrible hooman. ๐คฃ
@dick_turpin You're giving me flashbacks!
@sullybiker I have so many stories from those days.
An older guy begged me for a job. "I'll do anything, ANYTHING! Whatever hours you like, weekends, I won't let you down." the first couple of weeks, he was good as gold; the third week, no show Monday. No show Tuesday. No show Wednesday, no phone calls, nothing. On Friday, I rang his wife:
๐ ๐ฒ: "Where's Dave? I'm really unhappy with him; he begged me for work and made all these promises...."
๐ช๐ถ๐ณ๐ฒ: "He passed away.."
@dick_turpin "I think you meant Tomasz. I am Thomas"
@dick_turpin This is hilarious. People can be so funny. We can laugh about it now, of course...
@dick_turpin one lad told me he decided to spend the day in bed with his lady rather than come to work.
@sullybiker You know, I can probably respect that. ๐คฃ
@sullybiker Yeah. I've got loads more, but I suspect it's boring now.
I'll leave you with the bloke who took his dog for a walk, got pulled over by the dog, dragged for two miles apparently and broke his glasses, and so will not be able to come into work.
I know all the excuses. #LeSigh