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We're on an air quality alert. Canadians are planning to invade, I just know it

heat (1995) 

@checkervest I'm sure you've heard of all the back story to that, Mann hired British special forces instructors to take them through all that. The bags were properly weighted and they made them do all the running. Apparently they were all very fond of Val Kilmer.

heat (1995) 

@checkervest and If you just got to that scene..strap in

@jacobsberg@mastodon.social It doesn't look too bad here but I feel like I've got smoker's cough again. Something in my lungs.

@fasterthanlime I always size them generously for this reason. Been bitten so many times by Linux's growing /boot requirements.

@suprjami@fosstodon.org Didn't virtually every infosec person say this would happen?

@mattb In the words of Withnail "A drink, I think"

@vriska I hope you see an actualized doctor, not an almost...

I hear all the buzz about the new Apple Overwatch-style goggle things and suddenly the advertising is *everywhere*.

Watching Verstappen's pole lap at Catalunya I have *never* seen a car go into T3 without lifting. These ground effect cars are bonkers fast.
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@mrsaturday @icedquinn @lebronjames75@shitposter.club @Moon Actually it's Linus GNU Linux

Took my car to the carwash for the first time in like, 2 years, and immediately got rear-ended (no damage) the moral of this story is don't wash your car.

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Musks rolling out the optional accessory for his
Driverless car solution. “With this disruptive technology, we reiterate that *all* our cars are capable of hands free driving. “

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Today in 1937, 86 years ago: The Duke of Windsor marries Wallis Simpson.

#OnThisDay

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