Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

@h_thoreson I put them all on in my car for the commute home. Didn't crash 10/10 would recommend

I know it detects weight on the seat, why can't it put 2 + 2 together? Stupid computer.

The telemetrics on my car notifying me that it is unlocked when I am *sitting in it* is peak #software

@h_thoreson Of the tracks on Spotify I liked this the most. I like the melodic synth over the backbeat. Has a bit of. Euro Trance feel to it.

@kaia my eyes

@h_thoreson I think I have you on Spotify.

@h_thoreson I'm sure you're far too hard on yourself.

@h_thoreson I really hope you get somewhere so I can yell at my friends (I don't have any) ACTUALLY I KNEW HER FROM THE FEDIVERSE DID YOU KNOW SHE ALSO MAKES THINGS

@h_thoreson I did not know this! I will definitely listen. Is there anything you can't do?

"You see, management wants to buy another ship; they are assured this one will be cheaper to run"

Modern management: "You see, we bought this ship, but it's just so expensive, and you all cost so much to run it. What we'd like you to do for this financial year is drive it full speed into an iceberg. This will drive efficiency, and allow us to sink more ship with less iceberg, and allow this very expensive undertaking to just sink to the bottom of the ocean. This makes management comfortable, and should you survive, you'll get a staff service award"

Happy #Friday fedi, hope you all have a good weekend.

@andyc Thanks a lot!

@why@shitposter.club Yes but you can *hear* the bass player's disdain for the pretty boy guitar player.

Been put in a very difficult position at work. Really brings out the red in me.

@j_opdenakker Can't I just use 'Monday' like normal

@mntmn Oh no. Thanks for all that you do. I'll buy you a beer if I ever see you.

@mediaarchaeologylab@post.lurk.org I miss the naive innocence of MySpace and unescaped HTML

@vriska Are you still sucking it out