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CW: Joe biden (old) as a femboy twitch streamer in very revealing attire 

@lebronjames75@shitposter.club UWU etc

A neighbor's elderly Crown Vic. He's from California and collects these.

@h_thoreson I put them all on in my car for the commute home. Didn't crash 10/10 would recommend

I know it detects weight on the seat, why can't it put 2 + 2 together? Stupid computer.

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The telemetrics on my car notifying me that it is unlocked when I am *sitting in it* is peak

Jim boosted

@h_thoreson Of the tracks on Spotify I liked this the most. I like the melodic synth over the backbeat. Has a bit of. Euro Trance feel to it.

@h_thoreson I really hope you get somewhere so I can yell at my friends (I don't have any) ACTUALLY I KNEW HER FROM THE FEDIVERSE DID YOU KNOW SHE ALSO MAKES THINGS

@h_thoreson I did not know this! I will definitely listen. Is there anything you can't do?

"You see, management wants to buy another ship; they are assured this one will be cheaper to run"

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Modern management: "You see, we bought this ship, but it's just so expensive, and you all cost so much to run it. What we'd like you to do for this financial year is drive it full speed into an iceberg. This will drive efficiency, and allow us to sink more ship with less iceberg, and allow this very expensive undertaking to just sink to the bottom of the ocean. This makes management comfortable, and should you survive, you'll get a staff service award"

Happy fedi, hope you all have a good weekend.

@why@shitposter.club Yes but you can *hear* the bass player's disdain for the pretty boy guitar player.

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