Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

I think the Crowdstrike CEO would like to help, but he's totally like driving his racing car this weekend so too bad

@shortridge@hachyderm.io We had to do enormous work evangelizing this product. It's just been set fire to.

I just want to play with FOSS and help people, why the fuck am I dealing with this shit #Crowdstrike

Don't push code in the middle of the night #Crowdstrike

I think for some organizations and for some parts of organizations the sheer monetary cost of this is going to be greater than a compromise, the very thing it's supposed to prevent against. #Crowdstrike

@walruslifestyle Evergreen

@shortridge@hachyderm.io I have to say I did not know they were so widespread

@shortridge@hachyderm.io Their updater does it all, it pulls changes automatically outside of the OS methods. They broke it and fixed the update very quickly, but alas the damage was done on many machines as it is such a low level tool

A couple of months ago Crowdstrike had a sensor conflict with a RHEL kernel update, took days to fix, totally borked the hosts too. That was not as big but it shows the hazards of these things.

@lightweight Crowdstrike EPDR still on all our Linux stuff, minor miracle they didn't fuck that

@SeventhMagpie This will run all weekend. There's no fast way to fix it.

@lain The return journey was going to be tested in prod, it's fine

AND WE ARE LIVE FROM THE CISO OFFICE #Crowdstrike

Operation #Shitshow is well underway

@SeventhMagpie Consider yourselves lucky

I am brewing my morning coffee and get told to hop onto an emergency zoom at 0715, it's been pretty much full throttle since then