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I am a web designer in my twenties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my thirties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my forties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my fifties. I’m wonderi

"We'd love to hear your feedback" My feedback is let me use your fucking website

Evening walk with my dog. Clear as a bell, no wind. Some bite in the air but otherwise tolerable. 1745 and not dark yet. Spring is coming.

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GDPR&co. in Slovakia:

Doctor's waiting room, full of people. Nurse comes out to bring one patient in:

- before GDPR: Mr. Smith, please come in.
- after GDPR: The gentleman with syphilis, please come in.

Roughly related to/inspired by:

via @countcol

mastodonapp.uk/@countcol/11187

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Today in 1945, 79 years ago: World War II: General Douglas MacArthur returns to Manila.

#OnThisDay

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Today in 1987, 37 years ago: the Soviet Union launches the Soyuz TM-2 spacecraft with two cosmonauts on board, whose goal is to launch a permanent space station.

#OnThisDay

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bringing a date home

You mind if I put on some music? My tastes are how we say...unconventional (plays Crazy Frog)

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TECH COMPANY: stop pirating our products

ME: ok then sell them to me

TECH COMPANY: ...

TECH COMPANY: listen here you little sh—

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Today in 2000, 24 years ago: the Russian army takes Grozny, the Chechen capital.

#OnThisDay

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In the words of the Bourne Identity "look at what they make you give"
theregister.com/2024/02/02/on_

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yeah I've got a "password manager" its called the steel trap that is my mind

Got a celebration animation from my fitness tracker for standing up off the toilet.

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People wonder why folks just set up Discords or Slacks or whatever instead of running some kind of web app and honestly I feel like if my experience running this Mastodon is what it's like running most other modern web conversation apps, it is because this shit is absolutely apocalyptic amounts of pain in the ass to set up and keep updated unless you're already spending all day long wrangling servers. Nobody* wants to get a side degree in the ever-changing world of modern server maintenance just to have a space to talk with their friends. Nobody* wants to learn Git and constantly merge their patches back in just so they can decorate their space to talk with their friends.

(* yes I am sure someone thinks this is a great time, this is a vanishingly small percentage of people compared to the number of people who might want a nice space online to chat with their friends, also obviously I was dumb enough to think this sounded like a good idea, how hard can it be, putting shit on the web used to be super easy back when you just ftp'd a bunch of php into a server and everything was ready)

This is part of why everyone ends up on fucking corporate sites, too. Those can afford to pay some poor schlub to fill their brain with the teetering piles of garbage required to keep these things running, even if it requires either horrible data-mining, selling everyone's eyeballs to the highest bidder, and/or putting off those horrible choices via a round of venture capital that will eventually demand huge profits or sell you off for parts.

I should spend some time looking at other ActivityPub hosts and maybe just... EOL this place, if it turns out Mastodon is just especially shitty in the ease-of-installation-and-maintenance department.

The combined news about Andretti and Hamilton has brought out both the racists and the anti-European bigots in the fanbase. America has a long way to go.

Waiting for someone to clear a left turn today, not one, but two people took to a right turn only lane to go past me. Then on my highway exit somebody swerved across three lanes to beat me to the ramp. I was listening to Sigur Ros' The Art of Meditation. Sometimes the universe is hilarious.

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