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Eloy Casagrande breaks down the percussion behind the 1996 banger 'Roots Bloody Roots' 🇧🇷
youtu.be/MuLl1sxYV2k

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I am a web designer in my twenties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my thirties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my forties. I’m wondering why the industry is designing for one browser, and for a handful of screen resolutions.

I am a web designer in my fifties. I’m wonderi

"We'd love to hear your feedback" My feedback is let me use your fucking website

Evening walk with my dog. Clear as a bell, no wind. Some bite in the air but otherwise tolerable. 1745 and not dark yet. Spring is coming.

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GDPR&co. in Slovakia:

Doctor's waiting room, full of people. Nurse comes out to bring one patient in:

- before GDPR: Mr. Smith, please come in.
- after GDPR: The gentleman with syphilis, please come in.

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Today in 1945, 79 years ago: World War II: General Douglas MacArthur returns to Manila.

#OnThisDay

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Today in 1987, 37 years ago: the Soviet Union launches the Soyuz TM-2 spacecraft with two cosmonauts on board, whose goal is to launch a permanent space station.

#OnThisDay

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bringing a date home

You mind if I put on some music? My tastes are how we say...unconventional (plays Crazy Frog)

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TECH COMPANY: stop pirating our products

ME: ok then sell them to me

TECH COMPANY: ...

TECH COMPANY: listen here you little sh—

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Today in 2000, 24 years ago: the Russian army takes Grozny, the Chechen capital.

#OnThisDay

In the words of the Bourne Identity "look at what they make you give"
theregister.com/2024/02/02/on_

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yeah I've got a "password manager" its called the steel trap that is my mind

Got a celebration animation from my fitness tracker for standing up off the toilet.

The combined news about Andretti and Hamilton has brought out both the racists and the anti-European bigots in the fanbase. America has a long way to go.

Waiting for someone to clear a left turn today, not one, but two people took to a right turn only lane to go past me. Then on my highway exit somebody swerved across three lanes to beat me to the ramp. I was listening to Sigur Ros' The Art of Meditation. Sometimes the universe is hilarious.

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