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A colleague came up with a neat turn of phrase describing non-tech people's belief in how complex IT projects simply happen by magic, without consideration for work, time, and most of all, cost. The wish compiler takes wishes as an input and turns them into scaled-out projects with absolutely zero effort, in no time.

Of course, no such miracle exists. And yet the myth persists.

Friday! We made it. Once again I am in a house of plague as one child brought something back from school earlier in the week, and now we all enjoy the sickness.

Pleased that the Fedi has now endured several eternal Septembers (I arrived during one of them back in 2017) and is still, when the dust settles, a really good place to be.

My wife pointed out the Ross Google thing with the couch. It's sort of funny how Friends - a show that was funny if bland when it was still new - has thrived with a completely new audience. I'm middle-aged now, so it's so weird to me because all that feels like yesterday.

At the risk of angering the faithful the experience is very close to a modernised X201. I'd recommend it if you're curious.

It's interesting to go back to a 3:2 having been so used to wide displays; some apps including masto web look a bit confined because they have less space on the right, so do one or two work consoles. It is less a complaint but an observation of how these things change and you don't really notice after a while.

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I don't buy myself much new computer stuff but I'm very pleased with this so far.

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It is quiet and cool too, although I haven't particularly pushed it yet. I really cheaped out on the ram and SSD; work always buys me ludicrously overpowered kit that I barely stretch.

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I am very taken with the 3:2 display and the general build. It's a nice bit of kit. Not entirely sold on the port concept but it's still very new to me.

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I splurged on a Framework 13 AMD as a belated b'day present for myself as I really wanted a small laptop again after the various pandemic 16's I've been living with. I do not like traveling with them. Very impressed so far.

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Today in 1932, 92 years ago: Bremen crosses the Atlantic Ocean in 4 days and 17 hours, achieving the "blue ribbon".

#OnThisDay

My son got my old phone for emergencies when he does after school activities. He is off today and is helpfully sending me emails 're - BOFA'

Convinced the boss to let us dump Atlassian because their product really is a gigantic pile of shite.

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It beats listening to my HVAC unit humming, or my colleague tapping her foot.

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The bigger problem is if I start to tune into it, I start mentally exploring and inhabiting the world, and not doing any work.

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These things don't usually work for me but I have had this on for about an hour.
youtu.be/FULCBFlX3Eo

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Today's dumbest take: "XML is for data exchange, JSON is for serialization in APIs, and YAML is for configuration"

No; those are all serialization formats with different trade-offs. XML has a formal spec and allows you to have a very detailed schema definition and transform data via a stylesheet transform; this is extremely powerful.

JSON was created to make it faster for JavaScript to pass serialized objects around; it's "programmer friendly" in that it's familiar to anyone who has built a JavaScript object. It's popular for "API with ReSTful verbs" type projects, but it's not required or particularly well-suited -- it's main advantage is that it's fast to parse in JavaScript. It has only rudimentary schema definition.

YAML exists to try to make a simplified hierarchical data structure that's more human-friendly than other markup/serialization formats (which is why it's enticing for config files, even though that's actually a terrible use for it).

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I do think it is an important time of year to remind people that Tornados are attracked to plastic pink flamingos.

Just say no to them

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