I just want to play with FOSS and help people, why the fuck am I dealing with this shit #Crowdstrike
Don't push code in the middle of the night #Crowdstrike
I think for some organizations and for some parts of organizations the sheer monetary cost of this is going to be greater than a compromise, the very thing it's supposed to prevent against. #Crowdstrike
Operation #Shitshow is well underway
Some of our bigger windows stuff came back on its own, but not the business critical file server FML #crowdstrike Official remediation worked 2nd attempt
Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet
An embarrassing crash causing transportation chaos, you say?
This here is Kiwi ferry Aratere adding a new, unscheduled stop to its itinerary after somebody pressed the wrong button. Why there was a button marked "ram the nearest island" is a question best left to the inevitable enquiry.
Crew have since been ordered not to use the autopilot "in certain situations". What situations are unspecified, but surely include "when fucking up would be embarrassing".
There's no easy fix for this, you have to do it fucking manually. Happy Friday Wall Street #Crowdstrike
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