Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

I just want to play with FOSS and help people, why the fuck am I dealing with this shit #Crowdstrike

Don't push code in the middle of the night #Crowdstrike

I think for some organizations and for some parts of organizations the sheer monetary cost of this is going to be greater than a compromise, the very thing it's supposed to prevent against. #Crowdstrike

A couple of months ago Crowdstrike had a sensor conflict with a RHEL kernel update, took days to fix, totally borked the hosts too. That was not as big but it shows the hazards of these things.

AND WE ARE LIVE FROM THE CISO OFFICE #Crowdstrike

Operation #Shitshow is well underway

I am brewing my morning coffee and get told to hop onto an emergency zoom at 0715, it's been pretty much full throttle since then

I have to go to the DC. I still have no car, I have a four inch scar on my neck, what a shit show lol

Some of our bigger windows stuff came back on its own, but not the business critical file server FML #crowdstrike Official remediation worked 2nd attempt

Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet

There's no easy fix for this, you have to do it fucking manually. Happy Friday Wall Street #Crowdstrike

And just like that a year of effort pushing EPDR goes straight out the fucking window

Oh Crowdstrike what have you done now