Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

AND WE ARE LIVE FROM THE CISO OFFICE #Crowdstrike

Operation #Shitshow is well underway

I am brewing my morning coffee and get told to hop onto an emergency zoom at 0715, it's been pretty much full throttle since then

I have to go to the DC. I still have no car, I have a four inch scar on my neck, what a shit show lol

Some of our bigger windows stuff came back on its own, but not the business critical file server FML #crowdstrike Official remediation worked 2nd attempt

Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet

There's no easy fix for this, you have to do it fucking manually. Happy Friday Wall Street #Crowdstrike

And just like that a year of effort pushing EPDR goes straight out the fucking window

Oh Crowdstrike what have you done now

We are getting absolutely smacked by the heat here. The garden Is just dying. Easily the hottest summer I've seen since moving here. Steady 90s this week. Six inches down on rain totals.

Out of surgery and my dog will not leave me alone. Following me everywhere and generally fussing over me. Dogs are just great.

87% humidity outside. It's absolutely vile. Started drizzling thought which is good. The plants and wildlife need it. A lot of skinny rabbits about this year. I think they're suffering.

As we approach the holiday here I'm reminded of the ever hilarious Dennis in Derry Girls trying to flog his dodgy flags
https://youtu.be/EEYTK6FnyOc