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I need to stop believing I can change the outcome of football matches with the right choice of Nanoleaf light scheme.

indignation mixed with horror, it's a powerful combo.

being informed by a TV ad that every Sky remote is listening out for verbal instructions to "buy AppleTV" has destroyed my mind.

are we ready for geriatric cyberpunk? when does its time come?

hearing aid manufacturers are missing a trick by producing only skin-coloured, discreet models. they should lean into the whole 'cyborg' thing more.

a very, very young, pre-voice coaching Matt Berry touring a CeX retro-gaming shop youtube.com/watch?v=A-BPDdbih0

we cannot undo what has been done. these have always been the lyrics to I Get Around, now. youtube.com/watch?v=Z5EGZ145K_

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god, Highway Patrol was so bad I'd repressed the memory of it until now youtube.com/watch?v=sDFj9WRCSQ

Jamie and Natasia doing promotion for Stath on a London Greek YT channel. It's lovely. youtube.com/watch?v=SnoMH0QLTI

...or a Speed 12... fuck, if I win the lottery, this is going to require some thought...

the question isn't "if I won the lottery, would i buy an xj220" it's "if I won the lottery, how quickly could I buy an xj220?"

passed a Range Rover with the vanity plate SLO4NE this morning, and tbh, if you're going to lean into it that hard, I almost respect it.

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