Q. Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe on the beach?
@xenophora @checkervest ...What..what have you started
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P.S. - I work in a law office.
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@xenophora @checkervest I am so sorry
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I make enough money to overtip a Doordash person at least 4 times a year, though.
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@xenophora @checkervest Have you sued any of them to get it back?
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Thought about it but it would take valuable time away from making the cat wear sports-related outfits for Instagram.
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@xenophora @checkervest I like the cut of your jib
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@xenophora @sullybiker working in the law field is absolutely the best way to get a huge supply of lawyer jokes
Q. Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe on the beach?
@sullybiker @checkervest
Yeah yeah it's *my* fault! 🙄