Pipski @Pipski@sully.site
Bio. Bi-i-i-o. I want a bio and I want one now.
Joined Nov 2018
It turns out that while Garmin Connect via the website correctly tracks 2 runs in the past 7 days, the phone app has decided to forget one of them. I really wish someone would jailbreak these devices and run up some lovely custom firmware for them.
what the hell Garmin, I just ran an 8k and my training load went *down*? for a watch, you can be a real twat.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing corporate that Gmail is in any way adequate for business use.
Pipski
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get Avonpilled, become a Blakehead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2NXFtM_YA
when exactly did search engines all stop doing verbatim searches for terms in quotation marks, it's beyond annoying?
of course Boris Johnson has a badly trained gremlin of a dog that urinates on people, it's his spirit animal.
Van Eck phreaking is so yesteryear. https://www.nassiben.com/video-based-crypta
dear god this is so agonising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShv_74FNWU
"The peanutopolis on the fill" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUNx319UCM
God I hate port forwarding. How is it still a thing? Feels like something you'd need to do on a 386, along with configuring a Soundblaster.
I've lost my wok. How? How do you lose a wok?
Pipski
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There isn't a "crisis in masculinity."
There are just guys who can't cope with there being any standards or expectations for their behavior at all after being told they could literally do whatever they wanted and treat people like property.
There's a reason every proposed "solution" is misogynist as hell and involves forcing women into a social position where their lives, bodies, and livelihoods are entirely controlled by men.
Because these men are pigs and want to live life on easy mode.
"Get over here, private!"
squidge squidge squidge
"Double-time, you maggot!"
squidge-squidge-squidge-squidge
was getting annoyed with my shoe squeaking, so ordered a fancy new pair only for them to squeak twice as much and twice as loud. fml.
So, in John Wick, the High Table is effectively a violent hotel franchise, have I got that right? Like Travelodge, but posh and infested with hitmen?
Boltgun is good! It's refreshing to buy a game, for a reasonable price, on launch day, without any Early Access bollocks, and have it both work fine and be great. Turns out, it can be done! :-O
FBI guy: "Mr Musk, you're coming with us."
Musk: "Ha! My Praetorian Guard of Neurolink-enhanced commandoes will cover my escape!"
*pelts feds with dead monkeys*
Bio. Bi-i-i-o. I want a bio and I want one now.
Joined Nov 2018
