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@keyboard@corteximplant.com that is fucking awesome

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These two ex-Lyft employees want to replace credit unions with ion thrusters

@jhwgh1968 @whitequark "To Ken and Dennis, without whom this book would not have been possible" hahahahahah

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Also discovered my blind spot warning system triggers when turning left in a 2-lane intersection (because the turn signal is on and a car is in the adjacent lane In the detection zone) It's logical behavior, but a bit alarming before you understand it.

There's 1.5 miles of road through a park I have to take due to road closures on the way to work. Right in the city. Here's a weird thing: Nobody speeds. They speed everywhere else, but not this little oasis. I like to think because it looks so tranquil everyone just slows down to enjoy it.

This page is running a banner ad over their cookie dialogue. Modern web is such a shitshow.

@checkervest Apart from the kids yelling "BEE ARE YOU OKAY" at him for an hour

Found a very sick bee on entry paving. It enjoyed a little sugar water (was thirsty) but sadly did not survive. The kids were very upset, they were really rooting for him.

@checkervest @platypus If you'd have replied "Do you know what else is da bomb? Revolution" You'd probably be in Guantanamo bay now

@ratwithscarf@monads.online Alternate history for bougie dinner parties

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Today in 1987, 36 years ago: American hard rock band Guns N' Roses released the album Appetite for Destruction.

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"Due to the sensor being obscured the car no longer has brakes. This feature was added in build 2028 patch 1.51"

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The funniest thing is it covers all the optical sensors so it screams at me for five minutes warning that the safety systems are disabled.

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Car absolutely caked in condensation after the storm this morning. It looked like ectoplasm. I don't *think* it's haunted.

Crazy thunderstorm here. Intense light show. Easily the most intense this year.

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