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Amazon AI product summaries are a goldmine that encapsulates the hype. I'm looking at a replacement bike seat and Amazon ensures me people like it for pain. I know cycling attracts all types but I doubt that's what they meant...

@andyc I know I'm being a bit whiney, it's just a tantrum haha

On quite a high dose of steroids to control some eye inflammation. They are steadily working, but the side effects are usually mean. I can't get to sleep, wake up early, and feel like I'm jetlagged or in nicotine withdrawal. A nice afternoon nap ought to do...

@croyle @countcol@mastodonapp.uk I dropped an exacto knife into my hand, luckily missing anything important. That bastard went right in there.

Jim boosted

After AI took his job as an online assistant, Mr Clippy was obliged to seek work in other sectors

@kinetix Thank you. Big hassle and I am out of a car but it did it's job and we are okay.

@HebrideanHecate I looked at them all and thought "What am I looking at, here?" I honestly don't know.

Yesterday evening, while waiting at a stop light to turn left, I was struck by a felon running from police. This is not a fun week. I am alright.

@vriska That looks like it could be Brighton. White paint and Edwardian style.

@annaghughes I work with them constantly and I love them but my God I would not trust some to run a bath.

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