Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

Operation #Shitshow is well underway

@SeventhMagpie Consider yourselves lucky

I am brewing my morning coffee and get told to hop onto an emergency zoom at 0715, it's been pretty much full throttle since then

@platypus Linux hosts totally unaffected thankfully

@jerry The end of Downfall is also appropriate

I have to go to the DC. I still have no car, I have a four inch scar on my neck, what a shit show lol

@countcol@mastodonapp.uk "Ey oop Bond ya fookin poof"

@countcol@mastodonapp.uk Don't think he's done that since Goldeneye

Some of our bigger windows stuff came back on its own, but not the business critical file server FML #crowdstrike Official remediation worked 2nd attempt

Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet

@GossiTheDog We are not having a good day Kevin

There's no easy fix for this, you have to do it fucking manually. Happy Friday Wall Street #Crowdstrike

And just like that a year of effort pushing EPDR goes straight out the fucking window

@nash Emergency fucking meeting at dawn for us, wahoo

Oh Crowdstrike what have you done now