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@kaia Sometimes you just can't get a bigger dong

@Pipski It apparently went to Las Palmas. When I was in Amsterdam, take a guess where the next gate's destination was? Some Dutch knobber put it on the wrong fucking plane.

I made it to Spain. My luggage did not.

Transavia and the voyage to punctuality (this film will disappoint)

I like the nightime views and your ability to reduce the tint is limited. Progress? I don't know.

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A strange thing with the 787 electrically tinted windows is they are kept dark well beyond sunrise, the cabin lighting instead slowly warming in colour. We were over Ireland I and I was so confused why it was pitch black outside.

@dick_turpin It does raise a lot of questions. Who has access to those images, for what purpose?

Waiting in Schipol for my flight. Got over the Atlantic in 6.5hrs which is up there for the quickest I have done it. Eastbound gets some good Tailwinds. Worst was AMS > ATL 2 years ago at over 9 hours.

Boarding my flight at JFK they did not need any documents despite asking us to have them ready. All photo recognition ' which actually bothers me.

Been using it for a week and like it. Bit surprised some bugs got through though. They didn't notice the logout and shutdown actions did nothing? I mean it's fixed but that tells me QA was pretty poor.

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@Flick It's the terrible version of 'baby on board'

It is a mystery to me why someone would voluntarily put this on their car.

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Today in 2005, 19 years ago: American businessman Steve Fossett lands in Salina (Kansas) after circumnavigating the world in 67 hours, at an average of 550 km/h. He is the first person to fly around the world without refueling.

#OnThisDay

Leg 1 of what will be about 24hrs of travel. I won't say I'm ready because I hate leaving my family now I am an old fart, but it will be good to see dad.

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JFC, people in tech are really out there saying that language models will be better at therapy, financial advice, and career advice than trained people.

WTF is wrong with you people? Do you really have no clue about what other people’s jobs actually involve?

Language models can’t even do maths how are they supposed to get good at financial advice?

And therapy? Just… 😑

What’s wrong with people in tech?

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I have to post this song every few years. The cryptocurrency bubble got replaced by the 'AI' bubble which will be replaced by the next bubble and so on and so on.

That's the tech sector, surfing from bubble to bubble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I
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