Jim @sullybiker@sully.site
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@platypus Linux hosts totally unaffected thankfully
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@jerry The end of Downfall is also appropriate
I have to go to the DC. I still have no car, I have a four inch scar on my neck, what a shit show lol
@countcol@mastodonapp.uk "Ey oop Bond ya fookin poof"
@countcol@mastodonapp.uk Don't think he's done that since Goldeneye
Some of our bigger windows stuff came back on its own, but not the business critical file server FML #crowdstrike Official remediation worked 2nd attempt
Meanwhile, the #OpenBSD servers which I fought to keep with an exemption to the EPDR policy are quietly enjoying their breakfast of electrons, probably wondering why it is all so quiet
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An embarrassing crash causing transportation chaos, you say?
This here is Kiwi ferry Aratere adding a new, unscheduled stop to its itinerary after somebody pressed the wrong button. Why there was a button marked "ram the nearest island" is a question best left to the inevitable enquiry.
Crew have since been ordered not to use the autopilot "in certain situations". What situations are unspecified, but surely include "when fucking up would be embarrassing".
@GossiTheDog We are not having a good day Kevin
There's no easy fix for this, you have to do it fucking manually. Happy Friday Wall Street #Crowdstrike
And just like that a year of effort pushing EPDR goes straight out the fucking window
@nash Emergency fucking meeting at dawn for us, wahoo
Oh Crowdstrike what have you done now
@tk @GossiTheDog It's a steal at just $2000 per CPU
@GossiTheDog Excuse me ISO 239041298 is toilet proficiency and I display mine proudly next to my MBA
@Djeep Holy shit dude
@Natanox Do both!
@c0debabe Oh yeeeaaah
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