@GossiTheDog The one where he's standing in Titanic's flooding wheelhouse is probably more apt
@queerfemmedyke Oh God yes. The only thing those that suffer know is that it is better not to.
@feld Like that's your opinion man
Oh and the behavior of Bitlocker FDE is absolutely delightful in this scenario #crowdstrike
@djsundog That is sort of supposed to be the Crowdstrike model, the mass pooling of leads and heuristic tuning. It works fairly well. Until it doesn't.
@CyclopsCaveman Reminds me of that peep show episode with the guy drying sheets of paper in the toilet shouting "It's not piss"
I would add to what @GossiTheDog said about some professional responses to what happened today. "De-enterprising" is not a useful or helpful sentiment. Many of us simply do not live in that world. There are many reasons from insurance to legal liability that obligate proprietary solutions. It's not ideal, but neither is the world generally. Windows is a professional reality, so is EPDR. They're not going anywhere, we just have to learn what we can.
Monday will bring the memes, Tuesday will bring the lawsuits #Crowdstrike
@thegibson how they do all this shit while upside down is just beyond me
@ApocalypseSoon@mastodon.social @ricmac Oh my God that was, like, last year?
@GossiTheDog It's been a day Kevin
@why because usually you'd get told to do one.
@lightweight not my choice unfortunately
@soc@chaos.social @shortridge We already rolled it out 🔥
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