Jim @sullybiker@sully.site

@kaia @corruptian 🍻

@Gelatinousrube I know I know

@corruptian @kaia It was also the week I started to feel the affects of the cancer I would be diagnosed with, so it is an intensely negative memory, the whole thing.

Days like this I have ideas about just buying a boat

@corruptian @kaia It is the strangest place I have ever visited in my life. I was there for an AWS thing which made it even weirder.

@edavies I don't know for certain, but I think it is actually driven by insurance requirements.

@edavies Yep

There is another quite insidious side to things like #Crowdstrike. Faith in their effectiveness tends to lead to complacency. We've already seen one example of this.

@edavies We spool our syslog to their collector, CISO is happy with that

@edavies Blanket policy is everything has to have it, but you can apply for exemptions for edge cases, namely unsupported platforms

@edavies Endpoint Prevention and Detection & Response, an agent basically

@corruptian @kaia It's a theme park for adults

@yngmar @tsturm Sort of. We don't have anything quite so easy anymore - so much is dependent on network and Identity Providers too.

@tsturm It's a disaster.

In a development of sheer brilliance, people can't create tickets from their work issued laptops because they're fucked #Crowdstrike

If a stay puft marshmallow man puts in an appearance on Fifth today that would round off this month nicely

@jerry This sounds like the Dr. Lexus scene in Idiocracy. I fully expect you to be arrested soon.

When Clive Owen's character in The Bourne Identity dies he says "LOOK WHAT THEY MAKE YOU GIVE" and I feel like that every time I get fucked by proprietary software