Pipski @Pipski@sully.site
Bio. Bi-i-i-o. I want a bio and I want one now.
Joined Nov 2018
what the hell Garmin, I just ran an 8k and my training load went *down*? for a watch, you can be a real twat.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing corporate that Gmail is in any way adequate for business use.
Pipski
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get Avonpilled, become a Blakehead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2NXFtM_YA
when exactly did search engines all stop doing verbatim searches for terms in quotation marks, it's beyond annoying?
of course Boris Johnson has a badly trained gremlin of a dog that urinates on people, it's his spirit animal.
Van Eck phreaking is so yesteryear. https://www.nassiben.com/video-based-crypta
@sullybiker oh god, I'd forgotten about that.
dear god this is so agonising https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShv_74FNWU
@sullybiker mind you, I metaphorically and also literally can't talk, I just said "thunkth" to a barmaid.
@sullybiker lol, smooooth. ;-) what did you do next, show her your collection of 20-sided dice? recite a sonnet in Klingon?
"The peanutopolis on the fill" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUNx319UCM
God I hate port forwarding. How is it still a thing? Feels like something you'd need to do on a 386, along with configuring a Soundblaster.
I've lost my wok. How? How do you lose a wok?
Pipski
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There isn't a "crisis in masculinity."
There are just guys who can't cope with there being any standards or expectations for their behavior at all after being told they could literally do whatever they wanted and treat people like property.
There's a reason every proposed "solution" is misogynist as hell and involves forcing women into a social position where their lives, bodies, and livelihoods are entirely controlled by men.
Because these men are pigs and want to live life on easy mode.
"Get over here, private!"
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"Double-time, you maggot!"
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was getting annoyed with my shoe squeaking, so ordered a fancy new pair only for them to squeak twice as much and twice as loud. fml.
Bio. Bi-i-i-o. I want a bio and I want one now.
Joined Nov 2018
